poisonous-faygo:

180mph:

sexhaver:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

 

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

me on my way to ah fuck it

lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl

I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.

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pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

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tanhu:

ganongod:

harrysbear:

the heat wave in Australia last week 

Holy crap…

It’s funny because people think we’re joking when we say it was actually unhealthy to be outside for extended periods of time.

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avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

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